January 14, 2019

Apparently, after their water’s broken, all the expectant Newport Beach mums and dads continue the H20 theme and gun for an ocean view room at HOAG Hospital. And some get quite agro if they don’t get one. We were just stoked to get a room, even if the view was of another room. And wasn’t the room we were in outstanding! Goodness me!

Although the nurses had their serious faces on (presumably because of Vorny’s hig...

December 24, 2018

I really wanted that latte but according to ‘Clint Eastwood’ - Vorny’s 83 year old doctor - her blood pressure was unusually high. He advised us to skip the coffee and go straight to Hoag Memorial Hospital, “They’ll probably send you home, but lets (puff) see what they (puff) say….”

Alright. Thanks Clint.

After a perfect parallel park (probably my best ever), we took the HOAG elevator to level 5 where we were prom...

December 10, 2018

Such a greatness, my lateness. 

I think I left you when me and Vorny were performing a play in Palmy North. We had a lotta fun down there and we stayed in a cracker of a motel on the Pioneer Highway. The couple who ran the joint were awesome and nothing short of hospitable. So hospitable in fact, they’d often leave lasagnes in our room when we were performing so we could gorge ourselves when we got home. They’d a...

February 19, 2018

Wow. Apologies guys, we’ve been off the radar and haven’t blogged since the Ice Age!! But all is going well.

Vorny and I have been in Palmerston North, NZ for the last month frantically rehearsing a play called The Love List at the Centrepoint Theatre. It opened on February 17 and the rehearsal process was harder than a goat’s knee. Maybe it was working like 30 hours a week. I’m used to maybe 5 or 10. I think my...

November 27, 2017

Siobhan and I go to our local café in Greenhithe (Auckland) EVERY day. It’s called The Collins and the barista there, Stefan, is a miracle that God put on this green earth. Nothing’s a problem for the guy. My regular order is 40 lattes and an Avocado Smash. Siobhan orders a decaf Americano and ½ of my Avocado Smash. She used to order a full strength Americano, but IVF rules dictate that caffeine be given the old...

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