December 28, 2018

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year everyone!

Vorny and I recently made the animated sperm series Slow Pete for TVNZ on Demand. They've also thrown the series on YouTube and you can find the 10 episode series below.

Episode 1 - Slow Pete is interviewed by an official, Shirley, about the possibility o being the 8th sperm selected for ejaculation.

Episode 2 - As Slow Pete, dopey Trudy and elderly Kevin wait for swimmi...

January 3, 2018

It feels like we haven’t blogged since the Chou Dynasty (the Chou or Zhou dynasty ruled China from about 1027 to about 221 BC) so we thought a New Year’s update was on the cards. At this stage, a small Alison or Kevin is growing inside Vorny’s body. She is currently 8 ½ weeks preggers and we’re happier than a horse in a long face contest. We’re both in shock, actually, and we’re now wondering who made the cut? W...

September 13, 2017

Vorn - It turns out I made too many eggs.

Mills - You’re like the Easter Bunny darl. What did the Doctor say?

Vorn  - She took a look at one of my ovaries and screamed, “Holy cow!”

Mills – She shouldn’t have called you that.

Vorn – No, she meant I was excellent at growing eggs.

Mills – Oh.

Vorn – Perhaps I should put that on my acting CV: horseriding; French; martial arts; growing eggs…

Mills – I like the ocean, but af...

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