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January 14, 2019

Apparently, after their water’s broken, all the expectant Newport Beach mums and dads continue the H20 theme and gun for an ocean view room at HOAG Hospital. And some get quite agro if they don’t get one. We were just stoked to get a room, even if the view was of another room. And wasn’t the room we were in outstanding! Goodness me!

Although the nurses had their serious faces on (presumably because of Vorny’s hig...

January 2, 2019

It’s actually been a few months since I gave birth to Remy, but tbh, I don’t think I’ve been able to write about it up till now. That’s because those first 3 months, quite frankly, were the hardest three months of my life. I’m going to tell you exactly why in a moment but firstly I want to balls out all you mothers out there who NEVER TOLD ME?! I said this to my friend as I was crying down the phone to her from...

December 28, 2018

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year everyone!

Vorny and I recently made the animated sperm series Slow Pete for TVNZ on Demand. They've also thrown the series on YouTube and you can find the 10 episode series below.

Episode 1 - Slow Pete is interviewed by an official, Shirley, about the possibility o being the 8th sperm selected for ejaculation.

Episode 2 - As Slow Pete, dopey Trudy and elderly Kevin wait for swimmi...

December 24, 2018

I really wanted that latte but according to ‘Clint Eastwood’ - Vorny’s 83 year old doctor - her blood pressure was unusually high. He advised us to skip the coffee and go straight to Hoag Memorial Hospital, “They’ll probably send you home, but lets (puff) see what they (puff) say….”

Alright. Thanks Clint.

After a perfect parallel park (probably my best ever), we took the HOAG elevator to level 5 where we were prom...

December 10, 2018

Such a greatness, my lateness. 

I think I left you when me and Vorny were performing a play in Palmy North. We had a lotta fun down there and we stayed in a cracker of a motel on the Pioneer Highway. The couple who ran the joint were awesome and nothing short of hospitable. So hospitable in fact, they’d often leave lasagnes in our room when we were performing so we could gorge ourselves when we got home. They’d a...

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