September 3, 2017

This is an important health and safety announcement.

As soon as I realized my sperm count was low in 2007, I should have heeded the warning signs and protected my sperms at all costs. I should have played God, instead I played up. You have to stay healthy if you're considering IVF.

The first time I saw the team at Fertility Associates they re-iterated that alcohol has a negative effect on your sperm count. Whoops!...

August 26, 2017

I was born with 'lazy swimmers' - my testicles didn’t drop properly when I was a kid.

I never really noticed it in the changing sheds at school swimming sports. While every other kid pranced around with balls the size of Taupo, it never occurred to me to look down at my empty ‘coin purse’ and properly compare notes. I had an operation to surgically lower my balls when I was 12. I remember some school friends comi...

August 23, 2017

IVF.  Eeek! After 13 months of hanging out on the waiting list our time has finally come.

It all started waaay back when I was just out of high school - I was diagnosed with Polycystic ovaries and told it would potentially be difficult for me to conceive. So, when I met Millen years later and he told me he had a total of around two sperms (nicknamed Alastair and Bruce), I thought our chances of having kids m...

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