PARENTS IN TRAINING

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January 3, 2018

It feels like we haven’t blogged since the Chou Dynasty (the Chou or Zhou dynasty ruled China from about 1027 to about 221 BC) so we thought a New Year’s update was on the cards. At this stage, a small Alison or Kevin is growing inside Vorny’s body. She is currently 8 ½ weeks preggers and we’re happier than a horse in a long face contest. We’re both in shock, actually, and we’re now wondering who made the cut? W...

August 26, 2017

I was born with 'lazy swimmers' - my testicles didn’t drop properly when I was a kid.

I never really noticed it in the changing sheds at school swimming sports. While every other kid pranced around with balls the size of Taupo, it never occurred to me to look down at my empty ‘coin purse’ and properly compare notes. I had an operation to surgically lower my balls when I was 12. I remember some school friends comi...

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