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January 14, 2019

Apparently, after their water’s broken, all the expectant Newport Beach mums and dads continue the H20 theme and gun for an ocean view room at HOAG Hospital. And some get quite agro if they don’t get one. We were just stoked to get a room, even if the view was of another...

January 2, 2019

It’s actually been a few months since I gave birth to Remy, but tbh, I don’t think I’ve been able to write about it up till now. That’s because those first 3 months, quite frankly, were the hardest three months of my life. I’m going to tell you exactly why in a moment but...

December 28, 2018

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year everyone!

Vorny and I recently made the animated sperm series Slow Pete for TVNZ on Demand. They've also thrown the series on YouTube and you can find the 10 episode series below.

Episode 1 - Slow Pete is interviewed by an official, Shirley, ab...

December 24, 2018

I really wanted that latte but according to ‘Clint Eastwood’ - Vorny’s 83 year old doctor - her blood pressure was unusually high. He advised us to skip the coffee and go straight to Hoag Memorial Hospital, “They’ll probably send you home, but lets (puff) see what they (p...

December 10, 2018

Such a greatness, my lateness. 

I think I left you when me and Vorny were performing a play in Palmy North. We had a lotta fun down there and we stayed in a cracker of a motel on the Pioneer Highway. The couple who ran the joint were awesome and nothing short of hospitable...

June 28, 2018

Life’s been pretty crazy and we’re now living in Newport Beach, California.

34 weeks today! Whaaaaat? How did that happen?! It all happened so fast!

Actually, scratch that - I know exactly how it happened and it was all very scientific and planned. It also doesn’t feel like...

February 19, 2018

Wow. Apologies guys, we’ve been off the radar and haven’t blogged since the Ice Age!! But all is going well.

Vorny and I have been in Palmerston North, NZ for the last month frantically rehearsing a play called The Love List at the Centrepoint Theatre. It opened on Februar...

January 3, 2018

It feels like we haven’t blogged since the Chou Dynasty (the Chou or Zhou dynasty ruled China from about 1027 to about 221 BC) so we thought a New Year’s update was on the cards. At this stage, a small Alison or Kevin is growing inside Vorny’s body. She is currently 8 ½ w...

December 4, 2017

The TWO WEEK WAIT...

Da dum, da dum, da da da da daah daah...

That’s the Two Week Wait music. It’s sort of like the Jaws soundtrack crossed with the Star Wars theme song and perhaps a touch of that lovely old Coronation Street trumpet we all know and love.

The Two Week Wait...

November 27, 2017

Siobhan and I go to our local café in Greenhithe (Auckland) EVERY day. It’s called The Collins and the barista there, Stefan, is a miracle that God put on this green earth. Nothing’s a problem for the guy. My regular order is 40 lattes and an Avocado Smash. Siobhan orders...

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